Conversation:
Bush: Hey Putie-kins remember when we last had these talks back in 2001 and I said I had looked in your soul and it was good?
Putin: Yeah of course Bushy bear.
Bush: Why can’t we go back to that? Why you gotta be hatin’ on me and the rest of America and our supercool nuke-you-ler defense?
Putin: But Bushy bear we have to keep our love a secret; you know that. I must diss you in public and we must look as though we’re not getting along during these summits but you know that, deep down, I’ll always love you.
Bush: Aw shucks, Putie. I love you too.
The end.