One: Nanner, nanner, nanner President Bush and all the lame Congressmen and women who voted for the Patriot Act. That vile piece of legislation aimed at ‘protecting’ our country when in reality it’s only hurting our civil liberties is useless!!!! Why? Because there are no terrorists in America. The song from An American Tail springs to mind. ‘There are no cats in America.’ Supplant terrorists for cats and there ya go.
“The vast majority of cases turn out to include no link to terrorism once they go to court,” the report found. The analysis “suggests the presence of few, if any, prevalent terrorist threats currently within the U.S.”
I love it when I’m right. Well, me and a lot of commentators who are much smarter than me. Just call me Smugly von Smuggerson today.
Two: I’ve quit smoking and I’m proud of it. Yet I still think this is extremely stupid. I watched Top Gear on Sunday night and found the pipe-smoking bit hilarious. I especially liked it when Jeremy Clarkson put the pipe in his mouth backwards – while it was lit, mind – and got tobacco in his mouth. It was great. I’m close enough to my ‘smoking roots’ (if you will) to still be rather adamant about smokers’ rights. It was a gag for a television show; get over it. If no one in the audience complained, where is the problem? So they flouted the smoking ban, big freaking whoop. Some people seem to have nothing better to do than complain about people smoking. Get a life.
And that’s my two cents for the day.