Ok, I really didn’t want to write about tripe like this but lack of anything else good for the past week or so and how much I really, really, really hate this name have caused me to come down off of my moral high horse about blog posts. I give you the official (my opinion) worst ever celebrity baby name:
Bronx Mowgli Wentz
That’s right!! As in the Rudyard Kipling book and Disney film The Jungle Book character Mowgli. I used to think the poor son of Jason Lee (of My Name is Earl and Mallrats fame) had the worst name with Pilot Inspektor but Pilot is almost cool.
Naming children after boroughs in New York is firstly not new (Brooklyn Beckham) but they didn’t even pick the good one! They went with Bronx rather than Brooklyn. At least Brooklyn can be shortened to Brook should the child feel too ashamed. The poor boy will probably be called Bronco for short. Yo Bronco! (Use your best Rocky ‘Yo Adrian’ voice when you say it) Ugh.
Now don’t even get me started on Mowgli. Of all the fictional children’s characters you could choose, they went with Mowgli!!! Will the child have a teddy bear named Baloo? Will he cavort with snakes? Will he wear a little red loincloth diaper thing? Give me a break.
You know, I like London so much I think I’ll follow their lead and name children after London boroughs and other Disney charachters. I think Hackney Aladdin if it’s a boy and Hounslow Cinderella if it’s a girl. What do you think?
Well at least London has some REAL names to mane your kid after, like Victoria for example
I do quite like the sound of Hounslow Cinderella… What about Brixton Bambi or Sidcup Snow White? xx
yes, stupid people! Can’t anyone just give their children normal names anymore???