Otherwise, I think Bush’s upcoming book ‘Decision Points’ will be one of the shortest in history.
Topics will include his decision to run for president, his choice of his closest advisers, the September 11 terrorist attacks, the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, his response to Hurricane Katrina, the forming of his stem cell research policy, his decision to quit drinking, how he found faith and his relationships with his father, mother, siblings and wife.
“Today I decided to run for President. I thought, I’ve already done so well with Texas, why not take on the US and maybe even the world! I’m bored with Texas anyhow.”
“Today I chose Dick Cheney to be my VP. Dad said it would be ok. Dick is the coolest! But he also told me he’d waterboard me if I didn’t choose him.”
“Today some really bad people blew up the World Trade Center buildings. They did it right in the middle of my listening to My Pet Goat at a school in Florida. I waited until the end though; I couldn’t wait to find out what happened to the goat. Then I told my army peoples to get ready to go burn Bin Laden out Texas-style. We’re gonna nail the s-o-b.”
“Hooray! I got authori-, permi-, appr-, the ok to go get Saddam Hussein. My buddies and me are gonna beat him up good for trying to kill my daddy. This’ll teach him.”
“Oh man. There’s lots of people mad at me down in New Orleans. They don’t think I did a very good job while they were drowning in Hurricane Katrina. I watched it on the television. I was praying for them and hoping they got out ok. What more could I do?”
“I look forward to painting a vivid picture of the information I had, the principles I followed, and the decisions I made,” Bush said.
With finger paints, I’m guessing.
I could go on and on and on and but I’ll leave it at that. You get the idea. I honestly can’t believe someone was stupid enough to give him a book deal especially on his ‘decisions’ while in office. I wonder if they’ll have a few book-burning parties down in New Orleans…and in Iraq…and in…